“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

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tule47:

the punch that started it all
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friend:*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me:what
friend:OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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oncelut:

my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” 

i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING 

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thankful-werewolf:

puhgs:

really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable 

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(Source: nymphwitch, via nervous-nebula)

gotitforcheap:

girL: chris come over for sex

Me:

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spookycapecod:

oh yeah i’ve got the best sound system
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niggasandcomputers:

Bitch cooked her goldfish on her homework
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